Malapropisms - Revision history

Admin at 02:54, 22 September 2017

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 "I put out the fire with a fire distinguisher."
-"It's just a pigment of your imagination."
+"It's the same old horse of a different collar, ridden with insecurity."
-"The operator is a wolf in cheap clothing."
+"It's like she has extra-century perception."
 "This problem is completely beyond my apprehension."
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 "It is imperative for the quarterback to pull a miracle out of the fire in this situation."
-"That sure was a close game." "Yeah, it was a cliff dweller!"
+"It's just a pigment of your imagination."
-Related: Colemanballs, gaffes made by sportscasters like Joe Morgan.
+Colemanballs: verbal gaffes/blunders made by sportscasters like Joe Morgan.
 "They're down by 10, so win this ballgame, they're going to need to start scoring some runs."
-"He's 31 this year – last year he was 30."
+"He's 31 this year - last year he was 30."
 "Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen."
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 "And Kansas is at Chicago tonight or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas leads in the eighth four-to-four."
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Admin at 07:51, 15 July 2017

2017-07-15T07:51:29Z

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	"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall! And it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base. This is a terrible thing for the Padres."		"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall! And it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base. This is a terrible thing for the Padres."

			"And Kansas is at Chicago tonight or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas leads in the eighth four-to-four."



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Admin at 07:51, 15 July 2017

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	"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall! And it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base. This is a terrible thing for the Padres."		"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall! And it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base. This is a terrible thing for the Padres."




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"I put out the fire with a fire distinguisher."

"It's just a pigment of your imagination."

"The operator is a wolf in cheap clothing."

"This problem is completely beyond my apprehension."

"We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile."

"It is imperative for the quarterback to pull a miracle out of the fire in this situation."

"That sure was a close game." "Yeah, it was a cliff dweller!"

Related: Colemanballs, gaffes made by sportscasters like Joe Morgan.

"They're down by 10, so win this ballgame, they're going to need to start scoring some runs."

"He's 31 this year – last year he was 30."

"Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen."

"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall! And it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base. This is a terrible thing for the Padres."