Malapropisms

"It's a doggie dog world."

"That sure was a close game." "Yeah, it was a cliff dweller!"

"I put out the fire with a fire distinguisher."

"It's the same old horse of a different collar, ridden with insecurity."

"I'm telling you, the guy is a wolf in cheap clothing!"

"It's like she has extra-century perception."

"This problem is completely beyond my apprehension."

"We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile."

"It is imperative for the quarterback to pull a miracle out of the fire in this situation."

"It's just a pigment of your imagination."

"The early bird gets the squirm!"

"To the victim go the spoils."

"I reprehend your meaning."

"His art was unparalyzed in history since Rembrandt"

"Michelangelo is most famous for his painting in the Sixteenth Chapel."

"The flooding damage was so bad, they had to evaporate the city."

"He is of the Church of Ladder Day Saints."

"You can complain all you want, but your complaints will only fall on left ears."

"He received a decease and desist order."

"He's caused the Chelsea defence no amount of problems."

Mixed Metaphors

I wouldn’t be caught dead there with a ten-foot pole.

People are dying like hotcakes.

He was so nervous he was sweating like a bullet.

It’s time to grab the bull by the tail and look him in the eye.

I'm so hungry, I could eat horse!

Colemanballs

Colemanballs: verbal gaffes/blunders made by sportscasters like Joe Morgan.

"They're down by 10, so win this ballgame, they're going to need to start scoring some runs."

"He's 31 this year - last year he was 30."

"Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen."

"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall! And it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base. This is a terrible thing for the Padres."

"And Kansas is at Chicago tonight or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas leads in the eighth four-to-four."

"The front wheel crosses the finish line, closely followed by the back wheel."

"And here’s Moses Kiptanui – the 19-year-old Kenyan who turned 20 a few weeks ago."

"If that had gone in, it would have been a goal."

"I think there is no doubt, she’ll probably qualify for the final."

"And the line-up for the final of the women's 400 metres hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman."